Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

kieran scott has a huge back

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The joke below is absolute shit.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Agent 47.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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