- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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