I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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the holocaust

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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