Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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