What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Your grandma's cookies.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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