- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did? Yes

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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