What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Agent 47.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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