- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Gangnam style

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

He--Hey guys

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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