- Anti Joke

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Women outside of the kitchen.

Click here to end the world.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you