- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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