once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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