I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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