roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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