- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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