Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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