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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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