Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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obama's promises

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Women's rights.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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