Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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