- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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