How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Neither have I

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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