Women's rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Your mother is average.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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