- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

your social life.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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