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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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