- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Bags of delicious poop.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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