What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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you first

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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