An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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woman..parallel parking

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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