Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Women's rights

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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