Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

My parents died!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Feminism.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Obama

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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