- Anti Joke

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.