I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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