- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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