- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

dassa

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??