He--Hey guys

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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