What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

robin, get in the car.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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