Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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