- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Turkeys are obese

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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