What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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