What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Who is big and stupid My brother

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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