What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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