- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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