I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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