- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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