Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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watch me nae nae

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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