Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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