Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Gay's

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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This is an anti joke

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Justin's humor

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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