What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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An Artic Storm.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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2 Penises

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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