- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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