- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

a seal walks into a club.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

long in the tooth!

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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