Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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