If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

PIED NINNY!

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Call of Duty is a good game.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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