- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

roses are red violets are blue

Homonyms should be band.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??