- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

no pun intended

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Im batman...suck it losers

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

lewis ya baggy fuck

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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