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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Because she has down's syndrome

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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