- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

A person from Singapore eats

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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