What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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racism...deal with it!

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Sixty... eight

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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