What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Y u do dis?

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Hail Heetluh

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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