Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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My mum is called Steve

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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banana

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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