A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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hi jonny

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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